This month was a busy one at HWFO. Five new articles, covering abortion law, obese SI models, contagion effect in trans kids, guns, and a weird creative writing piece about corporate bullshit words, replete with musical accompaniment.
But the coolest addition to HWFO lore is probably the appearance on Cactus Chu’s Metapolitics Podcast. It’s almost four hours long, and ties four years worth of HWFO material together into one cohesive dialogue in a way I haven’t encountered on any prior podcast. The severe lack of a time constraint probably contributed to that. If you’re going to give it a listen, just pause it here and there and bookmark your spot. I think it turned out well.
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Mission
Handwaving Freakoutery (HWFO) began as a Medium publication in 2018 primarily geared toward mathematical analysis of gun violence in the USA, examining media narratives, disproving many popular ones, and offering alternatives. As we went down this journey together, we discovered that media falsehoods are driven largely not by shadowy actors attempting to manipulate the narrative, but by market forces requiring the media to adopt false narratives for profit, both inside and outside the gun space. We later began to understand that the media behavior is connected to the evolution of culture, so we developed a framework for speaking of cultures themselves, and examined how the internet is increasing the rate of cultural evolution, how the media is connected to this rate increase, how the divergent cultures themselves are fueling the culture war, and how all of this indicative of various doomsdays.
HWFO pivoted to Substack in 2021 because Substack is way cooler for various reasons. One of the things Substack is worse at, however, is having multiple tabs where I can index articles for prior reading, grouping them by topic. So we’ll do that here, and we’ll update this post once per month as I continue to migrate Medium material over to Substack, supplementing with new articles as I go.
Index by Topic
General
Things Jordan Peterson’s Rehab Taught Me
The Economics of Being a Teacher, by State
Burn the Universities and Salt the Earth
Peace in Ukraine and Universal Healthcare in One Go
The Land Development Market Crashes This Year
Case Study of a Chinese Pig Butchering Scam
Guns
The Surprisingly Solid Mathematical Case of the Tin Foil Hat Gun Prepper
Explaining the USA Pro Gun Position to a Foreigner
Everybody’s Lying about the Link Between Gun Ownership and Homicide
The Left is Making the Wrong Case on Gun Deaths
Geographic Evidence that Gun Deaths are Cultural
The Gun Homicide Epidemic Isn’t
The Magic Gun Evaporation Fairy
Gun Buybacks Don’t Work if you Believe in Math
Real Talk about School Shootings
Visualizing the State of US Gun Law
Doctors are Wrong about Firearm Effectiveness in Mass Shootings
The “Sabika Sheikh Firearms Licensing and Registration Act” Fails Third Grade Math
The Gun Lane We Need Doctors In, and Government Out
Analyzing the Ryan Thomas Balch Account of Kenosha
Culture / Culture War
Memespace Egregores and Nuclear War
Memespace Egregores and Maajid Nawaz
Memespace Egregores and Google Maps
We Are All Apes Behaving Like Ants
Osama Bin Laden’s Letter to America - a 20 Year Introspective
We Gave Them Everything They Needed to Defend Their Country Except a Country
Playbook to Fight Woke School Board Takeovers
A Detailed Look at Woke Update Mechanics
Social Justice is a Crowdsourced Religion
Game Theory on the Second Civil War
Science Says Sam Harris is Alt-Right
The Two Confusing Definitions of Racism
The Five Confusing Definitions of Racism
Explaining the Social Justice “Woke Anti-Semitism” Paradox
Modeling the Socioeconomic Future with Dungeons and Dragons
Conversations with Black Folks about Cops
Deplatforming, Sargon, MAGA Hat Kids, and the Kulturkampf
The Purge Will End in Violence
Visualizing the Costs of Government in Border Walls
Abolish the Federal Government and Realign the Nation Based on Football
An Outside Look at Election Fraud
No Uterus No Opinion? No Opinion No Obligation
Explaining Systemic Racism to the Right, with Guns
The HWFO / Jordan Hall Game B Dialogue
US - Europe Abortion Law Comparisons, Revised
Yumi Nu and the Sports Illustrated Cover
Media
I Offer You Joe Rogan’s Head on a Pike
Aural Hypertext and the Memory of Man
A Case Study of Memetic Compression Rates
I Just Made $100 off Some Dead Kids, and That’s the Problem
Can Fortnite Rescue Humanity from the Attention Economy War?
Rittenhouse as a Litmus for Adult Disagreement
Covid
Memespace Egregores and the Covid-19 Sensemaking Crisis
The Covid-19 Sensemaking User Guide
Everyone is Wrong About Covid-19 For a Reason
Data From the Texas Prison Delta Outbreak Fits the Vax Narrative
The Covid-19 Red Ink Blue Ink Problem
The Vaccine Might Kill You and That’s Fine
HWFO Covid-19 After Action Report
Want a Vaccine? Elect a Nationalist
Does the USA have the Worst Covid-19 Response? Not at All
Covid-19 Stands to be Done by the Summer
The lack of a time constraint is a feature, not a bug!