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Since you survived this long, what I did to put this together was farmed 300 bullshit phrases and then randomized them in Excel, building sentences out of discrete batches of them roughly in order.

I could probably do the same thing again and come up with an entirely different result.

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May 16, 2022Liked by Handwaving Freakoutery

Now that's a Scrumlang nightmare. I feel an acute case of Jargon poisoning coming on.

I am curious what a "weapons grade, tactical dinosaur chainsaw consultant" would look like.

Was the Juice worth the squeeze? I don't know. If there's an actual message in here somewhere, it's well hidden. Maybe it'll be a bit clearer after that bio break.

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May 16, 2022Liked by Handwaving Freakoutery

Two paragraphs. Pay me now. Two dollars, I want my two dollars.

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May 16, 2022Liked by Handwaving Freakoutery

Can't decide if this is incoherent, brilliant, or both. Leaning towards both.

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Jun 10, 2022Liked by Handwaving Freakoutery

Ha!

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May 18, 2022Liked by Handwaving Freakoutery

I got to “running up the flag pole”. I’ll go develop some more self hate, and try again.

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May 16, 2022Liked by Handwaving Freakoutery

This is the corporate management version of the turbo/retro encabulator.

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May 16, 2022Liked by Handwaving Freakoutery

I couldn't get through this - at the halfway mark I had a rising urge to gouge out my eyes with a rusty fork so I decided to call it.

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May 16, 2022Liked by Handwaving Freakoutery

Huh?

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