HWFO July 2022 Housekeeping

And thoughts about civil war triggers.

Aug 1

How bad is it that Civil War is trending on Twitter? Not as bad as you might think, really. A fair chunk of the traffic is about Captain America movies and what transpired in Nigeria yesterday. That said, the domestic tweeting of value regarding the prospect of a second civil war here generally misses the point.

What won’t trigger a second civil war:

Trump loses in 2024.

Trump already lost once, if he loses again we’ll see no significant difference in violence than we already saw. A couple hundred goofy cosplayers will probably try to raid something and fail.

What might trigger a second civil war:

Democrats pass an assault weapons ban and attempt to enforce it with the national guard in areas that the local police refuse to enforce it.
Democrats attempt to pack the Supreme Court.
Democrats stage 2020 Covid/Floyd scale nationwide riots if Trump wins in 2024.

Since all three have been openly contemplated by the left in the past three years, it seems to me that the safest possible outcome for the country to avoid nationwide large scale violence is if DeSantis wins the next presidential election. It also seems to me that the only thing standing in DeSantis’s way is if Trump runs as a third party and Ross Perots the ballots. That’s going to cause the Democrats to do the same thing they did in 2016 - The Pied Piper Plan. Trump only won the 2016 primary because Clinton and Podesta worked behind the scenes to elevate him after their polling showed they’d lose to any other candidate. Hillary was so uniquely awful that she even lost to him. A mere six years later, the Democrats have forgotten how terribly this worked out for them, and are attempting to do the exact same thing in half a dozen elections across the nation. They clearly didn’t learn their lesson, which means they’ll very likely try it again in the big show. You heard it here first.

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HWFO July 2022 Housekeeping

And thoughts about civil war triggers.

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